Go [Verb] Yourself

If you enjoy an [adjective] laugh while you’re out [activity] or even at home alone with your [noun], then you’re going to love “Go [Verb] Yourself!” Take it from me, [celebrity]! Make a story and share the [adjective] results on Insta, BlueSky, via text, or via email! Each story now comes with its own AI-generated illustration, drawn locally by your iPhone's Apple Intelligence and politely labeled so no one mistakes it for [human artist]. Unlike [ other word-based game that will not be named due to copyright reasons ] which only gives you a couple of stories to play with for free, we give you 20 stories as part of the app! Plus, you can buy story packs of 10 stories each for [incredibly low price]! This single app runs on your iPad, iPhone, or iPod Touch. It’s perfect for: • Intimate gatherings of you, Ben, and Jerry • Road trips • Loitering • Waiting to be arraigned for loitering • First dates • Last dates • The doctor's office after someone else grabbed the last People from this century • DMV lines • Waiting for 7th period to FINALLY END! • State dinners