EVP Bench: Ghost Hunting Lab

You recorded a room, and something is on it. EVP Bench is the bench you take that recording apart on — until you know what it was, or until you know it was the pipes. Slow it to a quarter speed without the pitch dropping. Sweep a filter across it. Subtract the hiss. Watch the spectrogram for a voice-shaped event before you ever hear one. One purchase, no subscription, no ads, no account — and nothing you record ever leaves your phone. WHY IT COSTS SOMETHING Most apps in this category are free because they sell ads against your attention. This one sells you a tool. Every feature is unlocked the first time you open it, forever, on every recording you will ever make. THE BENCH Open any recording into a workbench built for one job: hearing what is buried in it. • Time stretch from 0.25x to 2x with the pitch held steady • Pitch shift a full octave either way with the speed held steady • Scrub and loop any selection, indefinitely • Spectrogram and waveform, stacked, so you can see a voice-shaped event before you hear it • Sweepable band filter with a one-tap speech preset (300-3400 Hz) • Amplify and normalise, with a clipping indicator • Noise reduction by spectral subtraction • Reverse • A/B against the untouched original, instantly CAPTURE BUILT FOR LONG NIGHTS One-tap record with a target you can hit in the dark. A live input meter and rolling waveform, so you can see that you are actually recording. Capture continues with the screen locked. MARK IT WHILE IT HAPPENS Tap MARK the moment you hear or feel something. Every mark is listed with the time it landed, so a six-hour sit does not become six hours of scrubbing. LOSSLESS, ALWAYS 44.1 kHz, 16-bit, uncompressed WAV. Not adjustable, on purpose: a codec's artifacts are indistinguishable from the events you are listening for. FINDINGS BECOME A DOCUMENT Classify any region A, B or C on the published EVP convention, type what you hear, and it is saved with the audio. Findings are searchable across every session. Export a session report, a clip with your processing applied or untouched, or a 9:16 video for sharing. BRING YOUR OWN AUDIO Already own a recorder? Import WAV files from other gear and use the bench on those. NOT A SPIRIT BOX Every other app in this corner of the store generates sound — sweeping radio, phoneme banks, random word lists. EVP Bench generates nothing. It records what is actually in the room and hands you the tools to examine it. WHAT THIS APP DOES NOT DO EVP Bench does not detect voices. It will never highlight, flag or suggest anything in a recording — that would be the app making a claim, and the app makes none. What listeners hear in noise is auditory pareidolia, the same mechanism that finds faces in clouds. Slowing audio down and looping it make that effect stronger, not weaker. EVP Bench is a microscope; what you conclude is yours. PRIVATE BY CONSTRUCTION Recordings are written to your device and stay there. No account, no cloud, no sync, no analytics, no ads. The app makes no network requests at all — nothing leaves it unless you share it yourself.