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Discover a secret Super Intelligence room and remember the horses’ dance sequence by tapping them directly. Meet new horses in the catalog, earn a sticker, and enjoy new music. Kevin is the free starter; build your crew through play. Story buttons are easier to reach, and the Valley test herd has been removed.
Clock in. Cause chaos. Gallop out. The absurd horse-life game.
You are a horse. Act normal. Clock into the world's least productive office, survive absurd horse jobs, earn Slop$, expand your stable, unlock gloriously awkward horses, and escape into the sunny Off-Duty Valley. • Six meme-powered office jobs with neigh reactions and dramatic manga cut-ins • Ride, trot, and gallop through an explorable valley • Build a herd, care for horses, and expand your stable • Race rivals, collect stickers, and discover ridiculous secrets • Unlock new horses and accessories • Play in English or German Horse Slop mixes cozy horse care, chaotic physics, and internet-brained comedy. Contains silly fart humor, optional ads, and in-app purchases.