Outrun the horde, stack wild weapons and turn your noob into a survivor.
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One noob. One blaster. Far too many monsters.
Noob vs Million is a fast horde-survival roguelite built for quick sessions and dangerously long runs. Move with one thumb while your survivor aims automatically, then shape every run with weapons, perks and explosive upgrade combinations.
SURVIVE THE SWARM
Weave through skeletons, ranged attackers, elite threats and screen-filling bosses. The longer you last, the faster and meaner the horde becomes.
BUILD A WILD ARSENAL
Chain lightning through packed enemies, launch plasma satellites, drop ember bombs and stack stat upgrades into a build that feels different every run.
GROW BETWEEN RUNS
Spend recovered scrap across a huge permanent upgrade web. Every upgrade opens new upgrade paths, so you choose how your noob gets stronger.
UNLOCK NEW SURVIVORS
Recruit a growing roster of blocky heroes. Each survivor has a useful trait that changes how you approach the horde without replacing smart movement and build choices.
TAKE ON GIANT BOSSES
Face distinct boss patterns, rare enemies and ranged threats, then collect the extra resources you need for deeper progression.
PLAY YOUR WAY
- One-thumb dynamic joystick controls
- Portrait and landscape support
- Short sessions or extended survival runs
- Permanent progression with 120 upgrade nodes
- Offline play
How long can your noob hold the line?