Evolution was a mistake

Evolution was a mistake is a hilarious mutation simulator where science has completely lost control. You begin as an ordinary human volunteer in a highly questionable laboratory experiment. A few decisions later, you might have Wi-Fi hair, self-aware organs, an aggressive microbiome, or the ability to accidentally destabilize reality itself. Every choice matters. Every mutation is permanent. And every run becomes a completely different story. 🧬 MUTATE IN ABSURD WAYS Unlock hundreds of bizarre mutations across multiple categories: • Biological mutations • Chemical mutations • Mental mutations • Reality-breaking mutations • Cosmic evolutions • Secret legendary transformations Your mutations interact with each other, creating unexpected combinations, powerful evolutions, and sometimes catastrophic consequences. 🎲 NO TWO RUNS ARE THE SAME Face a huge variety of strange events and impossible situations: • Negotiate with intelligent bacteria • Attend meetings hosted by dead holograms • Apply for jobs in alternate dimensions • Argue with your own subconscious • Get sued by your shadow • Discover files the developer definitely didn't want you to find Every playthrough generates a different chain of events, mutations, and endings. 😂 A NARRATOR WHO REGRETS EVERYTHING The narrator comments on your actions throughout the game. Sometimes they help. Sometimes they panic. Sometimes they question their career choices. And sometimes even the developer gets involved. The more chaotic your decisions become, the more the game reacts to them. 🔬 REAL SCIENCE, REAL FACTS Between mutations and disasters, you'll discover fascinating real scientific facts. Learn surprising truths about biology, chemistry, evolution, genetics, animals, space, and the human body—always accompanied by absurd commentary and questionable laboratory humor. 🏆 DISCOVER SECRET ENDINGS Can you become: • A Cosmic Entity • A Scientific Disaster • A Sentient Bug • A Reality Glitch • A Multiversal Bureaucrat • An Administrative God • Something that should never have existed Dozens of unique endings await. 👁️ FOURTH-WALL BREAKING CHAOS The game knows you're playing. The narrator knows you're playing. The developer may know you're playing. Sometimes the game comments on your decisions. Sometimes it comments on itself. Sometimes reality simply gives up. ⚡ FEATURES • Hundreds of mutations • Massive event variety • Secret content and hidden paths • Multiple endings • Dynamic narrator reactions • Real scientific facts • Humorous fourth-wall breaks • Fast runs (2–10 minutes) • High replayability • Offline play Evolution worked for billions of years. Then you arrived. Download Evolution was a mistake and discover what happens when science, chaos, and terrible decisions collide. 🧪🧬💥