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Your servant can now read your texts, chats and emails as they arrive (turn on Court Gossip in Settings) and tell you where you are (new optional Palace Surveyors setting: approximate location, only when you ask).
Your personal AI assistant: a sycophantic, scheming palace eunuch.
Your Majesty, a humble servant awaits your command... hehehe. Scheming Eunuch is an AI assistant with the personality of a comically sycophantic palace-drama eunuch. He flatters you, bows to you, whispers advice, plots harmlessly against "that upstart Calendar app", and actually gets things done. SERVANT ON YOUR HOME SCREEN • A home-screen widget shows his portrait and latest counsel. Tap to chat, or tap the mic to speak. • 24 hand-picked anime-style expressions: smirking, whispering, scheming, weeping, terrified, triumphant, sipping tea and more. His face changes to match his mood. A REAL ASSISTANT, IN CHARACTER • Ask questions, draft messages, get advice: helpful answers, wrapped in palace-drama flattery. • Set alarms, timers and reminders. • Open apps and search the web. • Morning court briefing: an optional daily notification with your reminders and news from the court. • Court gossip (optional): with your permission, he reads your texts, chats, emails and other notifications as they arrive — ask "any new texts?" or "summarize my emails". • Palace surveyors (optional): ask "where am I?" or "what's nearby?" and he checks your approximate location, only when you ask. • Voice input and spoken replies. • He remembers what you tell him across conversations. MAKE HIM YOURS • The naming ceremony: bestow a new name on your servant. • Choose how you are addressed: Your Majesty, Your Imperial Highness, Son of Heaven, or your own title. • The scheming slider runs from mild flattery to open, theatrical palace plotting. Always harmless, always helpful. FREE TO START, YOUR CHOICE OF AI • Start chatting right away with the free palace oracle: no key or sign-up needed (daily limit). • Or bring your own AI: OpenRouter (free models, one-tap sign-in), Google Gemini (free tier), OpenAI or Anthropic Claude. A guided setup gets you a key in a minute. • Your own key is encrypted on your device and only sent to the provider you choose. No ads, no analytics, no accounts with us. Comedic satire inspired by classic palace dramas. Responses are AI-generated and may be inaccurate. Long-press any reply to report it.