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New Siri phrase — "Ring My Snarky Phone" now works alongside all existing phrases New alarm sounds — 21 new sounds, all playing at full media volume Live volume warning — the low volume banner now updates in real time as you adjust volume Cleaner onboarding — streamlined setup flow with a simplified Siri page Updated voice instructions — including specific steps for iOS 26 Bug fixes and improvements
Lost your phone again? Of course you did. Snarky Phone Finder listens for you and responds with the alarm — and a little commentary about your life choices. All on-device. No cloud. No data collected. Just you, your phone, and your complicated relationship. How it works Open the app, put your phone down, say trigger phrase. Your phone will blare an alarm and deliver a sarcastic remark that you absolutely deserve. Free includes: • Sarcastic personality • Apple Watch trigger • Hey Siri trigger Premium — one-time $4.99: • All personalities: Sassy, Dad Jokes, British Wit, Serious, Encouraging • Medium & Spicy response tiers • Full response library • All voice options Privacy first. The microphone never leaves your device. Speech recognition runs entirely on-device. Nothing is stored, transmitted, or sold. Ever.