Straight Outta Hormuz

THE STRAIT IS CLOSED. YOU HAVE A BOAT AND A PARROT. Big oil hit the panic button. The Strait of Hormuz is locked down - and the only way through is a 60-foot tugboat with a foul-mouthed parrot zip-tied to the bridge. Tap to fire. Swipe to dodge. Run the gauntlet. WHAT YOU GET 60 hand-tuned missions across 6 chapters 11 boss fights - from Singing Submarines to a fully unionized Iceberg to a Mars-mad oil-baron Mothership 60+ skills and SECRET unlocks you'll find by playing weird A living oil price that swings your mission payouts in real time 5-star rating on every mission - chase the perfect run Polly Strike: parrot bomb-runs that delete entire waves Endless mode + Prestige once you clear the campaign WHY YOUR FRIENDS WILL DOWNLOAD IT - Real news headlines as scoreboard ticker - oil hits a new high, you see it - Chapter mechanics that actually change the game (fog, icebergs, current, zero-g) - A boss that throws PowerPoint slides at you. We're not joking. - Hidden skills the tutorial NEVER tells you about - Designed for one-thumb play WHAT IT IS A free-to-play hyper-casual arcade roguelite. No forced ads. No paywalls in front of progression. Optional coin packs if you want to skip the grind, never required to clear missions. WHAT IT ISN'T - A political simulator (it's a game where a parrot bombs a yacht) - A gacha (there's no pulling, only progress) - Quiet (please use headphones, the BRRR sting hits) Made by TRON. Built for short sessions, designed for chasing scores. Tap the install button. Squawk.