Launch office supplies, kill the power and unplug a smug rogue AI. No ads.
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OMNI, a sentient megacloud with a smug face and zero chill, has taken over the world's datacenters. It has already optimized your toaster, your car and your grandmother. You're next.
Time to pull the plug.
Every datacenter is a physics puzzle with a weak spot. Load the launcher with whatever was lying around the office, read the wiring, and take OMNI's little AI cores offline.
BREAK THE SYSTEM, NOT JUST THE WALLS
• Power: knock out the generator and the shields drop. Watch out for backup batteries.
• Cooling: clog the fans and the racks overheat and pop.
• Mechanisms: hit buttons, pry latches, and set off GPUs that take the whole tower down.
• Network: burn through firewalls, plug rogue USB sticks into ports, and take out OMNI's self-restoring replica cores before they reboot each other.
TWELVE OFFICE SUPPLIES OF DOOM
• Office Chair: heavy, and it keeps rolling.
• Rubber Duck: absurdly bouncy. Ricochet it into buttons.
• Coffee Mug: shatters and fries every circuit nearby.
• Expanding Foam: sticks, swells and jams machinery.
• Robo-Vac: lands and bulldozes forward.
• Desk Magnet: clamps on and hauls metal toward itself.
• Paper Plane: glides long and flat through tight gaps.
• Extinguisher: tap mid-air to blast it where you want.
• Patch Cable: clips on, then YANK it to drag gear off the shelf.
• USB Stick: plug it into a port and shut down a whole network.
• Old Laptop: slides under everything. Then DETONATE it.
• Printer: hopelessly heavy. Snaps latches like they owe it money.
MODES
• Campaign: 6 worlds that each look and play differently, from a farm of server barns, an arctic cooling plant, a molten GPU foundry and an undersea cable station to OMNI's neon Core and a low-gravity fortress in the clouds. 87 hand-built levels that get properly devious, plus 18 bonus levels with patrol robots, updraft vents, slag pits, portals and spring pads.
• Rage Room: a stress-relief sandbox. Smash OMNI's tower with chairs, hammers, lightning and magnets while it begs you to stop. Watch the repair bill climb.
• Daily Outage: a fresh facility every day. Keep your streak alive.
• Haunted Datacenter: a free 10-level Halloween event, open every October, with cauldrons, ghostly updrafts and coffin-lid springs. Clear it to earn OMNI's Pumpkin Head.
OMNI TALKS BACK
OMNI heckles you the whole way: "Please do not touch the servers. They are load-bearing. Emotionally."
FAIR, NOT GREEDY
• No ads. Ever.
• World 1 is free. Unlock the full game once with Root Access, no subscription.
• Optional boosters, hints, and cosmetic skins and effects.
• No account, no tracking, no data collected.
All characters and companies are fictional parody. This is a cartoon. Please don't break real things.