Loading…
CompareOpen in Google Play
This app isn't in any of our charts yet.
Inauguration Day! Executive Disorder 1.0 is sworn in: 3 stages, 24 Scandal Levels, 4 bosses, 8 weapons, 8 Deals, 23 missions, an Endless mode and zero ads. Good luck with your first term.
Survive 10-minute terms as a cartoon President in a one-thumb satire roguelite.
Your term starts now. The hordes are already here. EXECUTIVE DISORDER is a cartoon political-satire survivor roguelite. You play a chibi caricature of the President: one thumb, endless confidence, absolutely no plan. Your weapons fire on their own. Your only job is to stay alive for a 10-minute term while the Swamp throws everything it has at you. HOW IT PLAYS • One-thumb floating joystick. Move anywhere; your arsenal auto-fires. • 10-minute runs ("terms") against escalating hordes. • A boss at 5:00. A bigger boss at 10:00. The last 3 minutes are the Final Act. • Level up and sign one of three Executive Orders. Don't like the paperwork? Reroll. • Fill the golden EGO meter, then tap it for a TREMENDOUS rally speech. 8 WEAPONS. 6 PASSIVES. 8 DEALS. Golf Drive. ALL-CAPS Posts. Sharpie Orbit. Big Beautiful Wall. Tariff Stamp. Hamberder Toss. Secret Service. You're Fired! Max out a weapon, pair it with the right passive (Spray Tan, Aviators, Teleprompter, Golden Sneakers, Lucky Red Cap, Golf Spikes) and close a Deal. Hole-in-One Hailstorm. 3AM Posting Spree. Category 6 Sharpie. Reciprocal Tariffs. You're ALL Fired! Many people are saying they're the best Deals ever made. EVERY STAGE FIGHTS BACK Mar-a-Largo Golf Resort: FORE! Dodge incoming tee shots, steal a golf cart and plow through the crowd, and stay out of the sand. The D.C. Swamp: the tide is rising. Find high ground before the gators find you, turn the valves to drain the swamp, and decide if that lobbyist briefcase is worth it. The Courthouse: ORDER IN THE COURT! Rulings silence your weapons. Collect evidence, shout OBJECTION! and survive the Gag Order. Each stage has its own perks to sign. Maxed out? Raise the Stakes for bigger payouts. SCANDAL LEVELS Cleared a stage? Climb its 8 Scandal Levels, from Rumor to Constitutional Crisis. Each starts with the stakes raised and one headline running all term. Earn titles, Promotions that lift upgrade caps, and a solid gold suit. BREAKING NEWS Every term gets interrupted. Stock Market Rally. Fake News Fog. Record Crowds. Covfefe. Golf Weekend. Tariff Storm. Each headline rewrites the rules for a minute, for better or worse. Usually both. THE OPPOSITION Tiny Lawyers. Swamp Lobbyists. Paparazzi. Subpoena Interns. Fact-Checkers. Bureaucrats trailing red tape. Angry Windmills. Battery Sharks (don't ask). Process Servers who will absolutely serve you. Then the bosses: The Giant Windmill, the Teleprompter Gone Rogue, The Swamp King and The Grand Jury. THE OVAL OFFICE Every term pays out donations, win or lose. Spend them on permanent upgrades: Executive Power, Stamina, Swagger, Loyal Staffers, Spin Doctor and the Presidential Pardon (revive once per run). Donations are earned by playing. They are never sold. MISSIONS 23 goals in plain sight, from your first Deal to Scandal 8 on every stage. Each one pays out. FREE vs. SECOND TERM The free download includes: • Stage 1: Mar-a-Largo Golf Resort, with both of its bosses and its first Scandal Level • Every weapon, passive and Deal • Every permanent Oval Office upgrade • No ads, no energy timers, no nagging Second Term — Full Game is a one-time in-app purchase that adds: • Stage 2: The D.C. Swamp • Stage 3: The Courthouse • Third Term: Endless mode. No term limits. • 23 more Scandal Levels • Two playable outfits: Golf Pro and Space Force Buy once and keep it. Restore Purchases is in the Shop and in Settings, and the unlock carries over to your other devices signed in to the same Google account. PRIVATE BY DESIGN No ads. No tracking. No analytics. No account. Your progress stays on your device. — Executive Disorder is a work of parody and political satire. All characters, events and dialogue are fictional caricatures, or are used fictitiously, for comedic commentary. This game is not affiliated with, authorized, sponsored or endorsed by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization, any political campaign or party, the U.S. Government, or any other person or organization.