CATITUDE: Your Cat Judges You

Your cat has been looking at you like that for years. Now it says it out loud. CATITUDE is a funny little game where a sarcastic cat judges your everyday decisions. Pushed a door marked "Pull"? Ordered pizza when there was pasta at home? Replied to a text three weeks later? The feline court is in session. ⚖️ 300 CASES TO JUDGE Food, work, sleep, money, phone, sport, home, social life… Pick a situation that sounds (a little too) familiar, or let chance decide. The cat delivers its verdict: a one-liner, a rubber stamp and a judgment level from 0 to 100. ✍️ JUDGE MY DILEMMA Write your own case: "Should I have another slice of cake?", "Should I text my ex back?". The cat reads it (its eyes follow your text), deliberates to a drumroll, then rules: YES, NO… or MEH. Your text is never saved or sent. 🐱 5 JUDGES, 5 ATTITUDES • Mr. Disdain: sarcastic and elegant • Sir Naps-a-Lot: everything is exhausting • DramaCat: everything is a tragedy • The Snob: nothing is refined enough • The Philosopher: answers with a question Unlock them by getting judged, and switch judges to see each one react to the same case. 😾 A LIVING CAT Tap it: it gets annoyed, more and more. Pet it: it purrs. Slide your finger: its eyes follow you. Each cat has its own meow, and it never says the same thing twice in a row. 🔥 COME BACK EVERY DAY A verdict of the day, a daily streak to keep, badges of shame to collect and 8 feline expressions to discover. 💌 SHARE YOUR VERDICTS Save your favorite verdicts and share them with your friends. They deserve to know. 🔒 SIMPLE AND RESPECTFUL • No account, no sign-up • Works offline • Everything stays on your phone • Available in English, French, Spanish and Chinese CATITUDE is free, with a small banner ad at the bottom of some screens. A humor game: the lines are made up and the judgment level is not a measurement. No real cats were consulted (they don't need us to judge).